Reviewing the new Fantastic Four film I do with trepidation. It has been rocking the media and news. By all accounts, it is a brilliant film. It also makes philosophical and human points pretty well. If so, it might show Hollywood at a turning point.
I have not seen the film, nor do I intending to, so this review is like ones first steps – wobbly but worth it.
There is a long history behind the Fantastic Four characters. I never read the comics, but a huge fanbase of comic-book obsessives will be watching this. I did see an animated television series in my wee years, so it is all familiar. We loved that show, in all its silliness. I remember nothing of the stories, but the four characters, they were what we wanted to be. They were just what every little boy dreams of being able to do – stretch, smash, burn, vanish.
Mr Fantastic – odd name, but it does what it says on the tin. The patriarch, with the ability to stretch his body like rubber. A small boy unable to reach things behind the sofa dreams of that. All the getting into danger and saving the world stuff is all very good and heroic but what you want to be is taller, while still being able to get toys you dropped through a small hole.
Being flexible and rubberlike has drawbacks in a battle – you might rebound from blows, but you also cannot inflect them, and each time he stretches his extensible arm to seize an alien weapon (or whatever he does) his rubberlike fingers would be unable to grip it firmly.
In the real world, such a superpower would be a great thing to have, but you know what it would be like to have; Mr Fantastic would be worn out with people asking him to get things down off high shelves.
Susan Storm – She becomes invisible. Well, that happens to lots of women as they enter middle-age. She puts up an impenetrable invisible barrier: again….
Invisibility is the classic though, isn’t it? From Aeneas in his goddess-given cloak, through to the Fantastic Four, and Star Trek‘s Klingons. Who hasn’t wanted ot disappear? The spy creeping into the palace, or the assassin. Or just wanting to disappear and walk freely – it is the freedom of invisibility which makes it so attractive. It comes with a price: HG Wells’s Invisible Man was driven mad by the power it gave him. I hope Susan Storm is more restrained, and bound to her duties – which is the opposite of what invisibility gives.
The Human Torch – the most spectacular of those superpowers: able to transform himself into a mass of flame, and fly. That is one for spectacle. Now I have grown up, I can’t help but wonder how much actual use it is. Doesn’t he leave scorch marks everywhere? The insurance premium for his house must be enormous.
The flying does not follow naturally: the flames may be very hot indeed, but Empedocles proved that even the fires of Etna cannot lift the weight of a man. Now, if his mass were converted into energy, that is another matter. To convert half the mass of a 12-stone man, say 76 kg, using mc², that is over 1.5 Terajoules – somewhat excessive even for a superhero.
I do not recall from the cartoons what he did with all that fire – how long would he need to hold his chest to an enemy vessel to set it alight? Or did he go for fuel tanks? Am I missing the point?
All this must be possible with guns and missiles, but perhaps it is considered cheaper to have a reusable superhero with a brain rather than AI and blowing up expensive equipment?
I do know that the man would be popular at barbecues (“Torchy, the fire’s going out – could you…?)
Ben; The Thing – He is a small boy’s dream of when we grow big. We all loved Ben, just as we loved Mr T as B.A. Baracus in later life: the unstoppable one with muscles who did not have time to waste on fools: take no nonsense and punch through it. This was for small boys who did not worry about whether looking like a rubble-heap would be off-putting to girls. It is about raw power.
And yet – we have machines for this sort of thing. What can Ben do that a machine cannot? He cannot have unlimited strength, and it would be a poor story if he did: Jordan Peterson has analysed storytelling to show that the hero must have vulnerability or the story does not work.
In fact, what is there that the Fantastic Four can achieve that cannot be done better by machines? True, a machine will not stretch and bend like Mr Fantastic, or vanish like Susan, or burn without being consumed, but it will achieve what they do, and it is endlessly reproduceable. That makes it bizarre that in the Marvel Universe the world relies on four vulnerable people in one place instead of the machines we can build over and over again and export across the globe.
That is missing the point though. The story is not for our time. It is an ancient hero myth. Our machine age is a brief time in the long ages of mankind. The hero with special powers is from the Stone Age, that has been 95% of all human existence. Ben is Thor, the God of Thunder with a crushing hammer. Susan Storm is Diana the Huntress. Mister Fantastic is every trickster-god, and Johnny Storm the Human Torch is the ancient fear and reverence for fire. The comic-books tickle the threads of an ancient mythology.
However, the mythology is dealt with in a few minutes. The story using it in the film is what keeps us watching. In this the film, by all accounts, diverges dramatically from recent Hollywood. There is a baby, whom the family protect at all costs even at the risk of the world. That must have caused gasps in the studio: Disney has been offering money to its female staff to help them kill their own children before birth.
This film though openly rejects treating a child as a disposable object, and celebrates the family’s protection of their child as uttermost duty, despite all the call of the universe. Every parent knows this is right. To risk the world to save your child? Of course you do. The child is the future, and your eternity. That has been understood since man first emerged upon the Earth, and remains so.
Now, I could praise the retro-futurist setting, the special effects and the visual feast served to the viewer, had I seen the film. Others can do that, and have. It is said to be the best superhero film of the year (albeit that is a low bar). I am more struck by what it has achieved in terms of myth and truth reaching back to the prehistoric and to our own day. For that it deserves praise.
See also
- Megalopolis – a mighty vision
- I always side with the Morlocks
- The oldest story in the World
- Every story needs a villain
Books
- The Oldest Stories in the World by Theodor H Gaster
- Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
- Gossip from the Forest: The Tangled Roots of Our Forests and Fairytales by Sara Maitland
- Puck of Pook’s Hill by Rudyard Kipling
- Rewards and Fairies (sequel) by Rudyard Kipling
- Beowulf: J R R Tolkein edition
- The Tain
- The Mabinogion (Gwyn Jones ed.)
- Northumberland Folk Tales by Malcolm Green